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I feel like if a girl has a tongue ring, she should be single. No? Is that rude?

I can’t even begin to explain to you how much I love boobs.

What are you talking about? I’m not fucking jaded.

We’ve come so far, but we’ve only just begun 🙂

Ok, I really, truly do not care where we eat lunch, not at all. I just want you to stop talking about it.

Ok. I’ll go back to therapy.

“A dose of cynicism is always more enjoyable when laced with a touch of humor.” – Dave Charlie 🙂

“Ice cube” is kind of a loose term don’t you think? I see cylindrical prisms, hollow cylindrical prisms, rounded 3-dimensional semi-circles, and a few other non-cubic shapes referred to as, “ice cubes.” In fact, ice cubes that are actually cubic are very hard to find. For the most part, you have to make them yourself. The point I’m trying to make is….ummm. That I hate myself.

If you ever find any of my blog posts offensive, please feel free to fume silently because there’s nothing you can do about.

I am going to die alone. But I’m feeling better and better about it each day 🙂