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I have an aggressively bad attitude.

Yeah, so I ordered some potato skins, but I never got them, so I just wanted to make sure I didn’t get charged for them. So I can have an extra 7 dollars. To perpetuate my bleak, bleak, meaningless existence. Every penny counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀 😀

My boyfriend really wants to move in with me, but he’s just super stressed out about work and can’t handle looking for a place right now and moving all his stuff. I’d move in with him but he lives in a studio and his landlord said he can’t have someone else there or he’ll get evicted, so we’re just gonna wait a little bit. I’m still super excited though.

Once I start considering the emotional stability of the girl I’m talking to, that’s when I realize, I’m not drunk enough.

Oh, do you have Facebook pictures of yourself drunk? OMG! For shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, if you don’t have Facebook pictures of yourself drunk, I don’t trust you.

If “Buck 65” ever comes out on some sort of entertainment stage of some kind that you are currently viewing, do yourself a favor and kill yourself first.

I’m actively looking into flights to Krakow.

In a world where PBR tall boys cost $9, I realize the relative cost of everything. My book is usually $14.99, but for the next 24 hours it costs $2.99. Ooooooo aaaaahhhhhh substantial discount!! Come flock!!!!! The water is warm!!!!

I’m going back to Amsterdam.

I’m like a toddler, if you just let me go wild for awhile and get it out of my system, eventually I’ll run out of energy and fall asleep.