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Da Bears

Ok, yeah, American football is a bunch of meathead guys jumping on each other, and it comes to a grinding halt every 4-5 seconds. I understand your criticism. But I like it. A lot. It probably just comes down to what you grow up with. That’s why you like watching grown men flailing on the ground faking seemingly life-threatening injuries every 4-5 seconds in an attempt to drawn a penalty. But if you like soccer, it’s cool with me.

Ummm, yes, I am aware.

My emotional outlet.

Why is everyone procreating? We have enough people. We’re good. We’re set. We’ve got 7 billion. Let’s just take a few decades off.

I’m a terrible person. Don’t be friends with me.

Do you hate me? That’s ok, I hate me too.

It’s not that bad once you get used to it it’s not that bad once you get used to it it’s not that bad once you get used to it it’s not that bad once you get used to it it’s not that bad once you get used to it.

And they lived happily ever after. Apart. With joint custody.

I’m hot. Now I’m cold. Now I’m hot. Now I’m cold. Now I can never be satisfied with the temperature and it’s always inadequate in some way. Now I’m using satire to make fun of people.