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Isn’t it funny how things work? OR DON’T WORK.

Tuesday is trash day. They come in the morning.

You don’t sell movie tickets obeying the laws of physics.

If you’re a bartender and your tips are huge, guys are gonna give you bigger boobs.

Miley Cyrus, you are a dirty whore. But that is your prerogative, and you know what? I know a lot of dirty whores, and they can be very nice people. So because I don’t know you personally, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. But you’re still like really disgusting. But I don’t dislike you for it.

I think I’m just gonna go ahead and post this again.

Dave Charlie is missing

NorCal slang is hella annoying.

It’s Opposite Day. I mean…it’s not Opposite Day… 😉

I’m at a loss for words. Aren’t you lucky