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You can hate my ash berry any day.

Why the holy fuckballs did I ever install snap chat?

It’s Bukowski’s birthday. In his honor I will go to east LA, get shitfaced, and bang redheaded hookers. It’s what he would have wanted.

What’s wrong? Nothing I’m just tired.

Chicago. Bears. Preseason. Football. Gimme.

What’s a good barometer for measuring atmospheric pressure?

Lorem ipsum.

If bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks, then dudes ain’t shit but douche bags and dicks. I think Dr. Dre and Mr. Dogg are making an unfair blanket statement. Up in here.

“It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss. It was only a kiss. Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cab while he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag. Now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest now he takes off her dress now let me go. And I just can’t look it’s killing me. And taking control.”

So, would you like to know what my title is at the company I work for? I got to pick it myself. I am the Chief Product Logistics Fulfillment Officer and President of Systems Oversight Regulation. How do you feel about that?