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“Buy the ticket, take the ride.” -HST

How much is that doggie in the window? Seriously, I want that dog. Sell him to me.

Wait, why am I giving all my ideas away for free? Because they suck anyway, hooray!

Ok, so I’m going to write a book with a protagonist who is a psychic. Her name? Claire Voyant. Oh yeah 🙂

So, I walked past a professional psychic’s shop, and there was a number to call to schedule an appointment. Why the fuck do I need to schedule an appointment?? You’re a psychic!! You should fucking know when I’m coming in.

Yeah, you grow attached to things because it’s a response to wanting to find purpose. Oops! I’m trying to save all the depressing existential shit for my next book. Sorry!

“Who’s got a bigger dick” often has nothing to do with dick size.

“I thought this place was heaven sent, but now it’s just a monument, in my mind.”

“Let’s nuke the bridge we torched 2,000 times before. This time we’ll blast it all to hell. I’ve had this burning in my guts now for so long. My belly’s aching now to say.”

Listen up, I am creating a word. Why can I do this you may ask. Because language is fluid and can change at any time. My word is “genuity.” It’s the new noun form of “genuine.” Oh, I can’t do that? Guess what? I just fucking did.