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Ok, so I just got the stats. In San Francisco the guy to girl ratio is 7 to 1. 2 are gay, so 5 to 1. 3 of the 5 are ex-nerds who are now wealthy and therefore romantically appealing. Consequently, my only real chance is the rebel/badboy artist appeal. So basically I’m fucked.

Tonight I was given three pieces of advice:
1. Don’t go for dancers
2. Don’t ask why
3. Seriously, just don’t

Well, it turns out that having a startup in San Francisco is like being an actor in Los Angeles.

I just found out there’s a tequila called “Peligroso.” Peligroso means “dangerous” in Spanish. Well done, señor. Muy bueno.

My favourite part of the “Killing in the Name” lyrics:
“Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me (x16)
MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

So. I think I just moved to San Francisco.

Oh, hello, Tapatio Ruffles, come here often?

It’s BYOB. BTW.

Yes, you have some serious psychological issues that you need to work through. Welcome to the party.