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But I really am on the road right now, if that’s worth anything.

Hashtag #pathetically emulating world-renowned authors in an attempt to find legitimacy and validation in my own pitiful writing.

SF or bust

I don’t want to be that guy who is always saying “…when I was in Europe blah blah blah I’m a huge douche bag” because I really hate that guy; HOWEVER, I will say this. The Italians got coffee right. Wham, bam, get in, get fucked up on caffeine, and get out. A couple ounces of liquid, 10 or 15 calories, grazie, ciao.

Spermicide is murder.

I am so fucking sick of automobiles. Fuck Henry Ford.

Yes, that’s a joke. And shit, she looks like she’s maybe 16. That’s not a joke.

“And if the money’s right, you think I’ll just agree? So sad to see you torn apart by all your selfish greed.” -Cage