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Sorry.

So, I’ve discovered this thing called “younger girls” and, wow.

Sex is too intimate for me, I prefer blowjobs. Yes, I’m single, why do you ask?

I’m gonna update this soon, I swear.

I am nothing. Don’t forget that.

I’m 95% sure I blew my entire paycheck on strippers. I’m 90% sure I’m ok with it.

Yeah, it’s a bull market. A bullshit market.

Why do strippers always ask me if I have a girlfriend? Ummm no, if I had a girlfriend SHE would be giving me a slutty lap dance. If she wasn’t interested, she probably wouldn’t be my girlfriend. Are we approaching approximately the same page here? I really want this to be as amicable as possible.

I also love titties.

I’m not going to lie. I love strip clubs. Why? Because I love titties. AND because AND BECAUSE I love sociology. I love it.