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I don’t know why I still have any

I was talking to this woman, and I asked her what she did for a living. She said she’s a homemaker. I was very impressed, wood and concrete construction is grueling work.

Just bought blurred lines by Robin Thicke #ihatemyselfbutgoddammitthatsongiscatchy

Well, the job search hasn’t been going very well, so decided to turn to religion. I was reading the bible and I came across “The Book of Job”! I think this is the chapter I was meant to read.

This isn’t my first rodeo. It’s my second.

Sorry for referring to myself in the third person. As a general rule I don’t like to do that, so I am genuinely kind of sorry.

Idle hands are Dave Charlie’s workshop.

Get it? Do you get it? It’s a joke. I joke. That’s all I do is joke. Because I’m scared and confused and insecure and unsure of my place on this world. Hmmm that’s not funny.