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I’m just waiting for Jeremy to propose. Our 15 and a half month anniversary is coming up, so I think he’s gonna do it then!!!! If not, he’s definitely going to do it 3 weeks later on my half birthday!!!!! I’m so excited!!!

I have like 7 or 8 more Dave & Dave blog conversations. I’ll post them when I’m not a lazy asshole.

Welcome to the Dave & Dave sub-blog. It’s a blog within a blog. I’m sure you can figure out what I’m doing here, as long as you’re not a complete retard.

Did you know studies have shown that you are a gullible fucking moron? Yeah, it’s true, I know, crazy right?

Hello, Molly. Let me guess, that’s not your real name and you don’t have a good relationship with your father? Am I warm?

Well, apparently girls get turned off when you start talking about your philosophical theories with them. I guess that’s how Plato got the adjective “platonic” named after him. Fuck my life. Why am I here?

The cool thing about being unemployed is you have a lot of free time. The not cool thing is you’re a fucking broke loser. Isn’t honesty fun?? Hooray for honesty!!

The fact that you have to spell it out speaks volumes.

I’m going to hell, but first I’m going to make fun of your diction.

I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and I spit it out. Not only am I spoiled, I’m also ungrateful.