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I’m sorry for neglecting you so much. I’m going to make an honest effort to work on that. You deserve more.

Oh, that’s a joke. Because I live in America.

I went to Bed Bath and Beyond to get a tea cozy, and they don’t carry them! Bollocks!

“You know I used to be such a nice boy.”

Money is like porno for women.

Can we talk? We were so good together. I want that back. We deserve it.

I’m sorry, I’m feeling kinda weird. I don’t hate you guys

Fuck this blog. Fuck you all.

Right now I feel like dressing up for Halloween Dave Charlie style. Wait, you don’t know what I’m talking about? How do you expect to follow the lectures if you don’t do the reading?? Come on, people, help me help you for fuck’s sake

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