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“Constantly quoting people gets really lame really fast.” – Dave Charlie

“My ambition is handicapped by my laziness.” – Bukowski

“A metaphor is like a simile.” – Steven Wright

HAHA! Maybe a little esoteric, but whatever, I hate you all anyway.

Ok, so I’m back from Europe, and I’m trying to decide what I want to do with this blog. I’m thinking I’ll just turn it into my day-to-day insanity blog, let me change the title, hold tight. 

We’re gonna talk, I promise. I’m not giving up on US. WE are worth fighting for.

We need to talk.

22 hour layover at Dusseldorf airport. 1 litre of duty free Jaegermeister. Godspeed, gentlemen.

That’s all she wrote. For now.

Ok, aerosol cans don’t contain CFCs anymore, but I’m serious about the first half of the post. And there is almost no way skin cancer is an aphrodisiac, though that is hardly the most important sentiment that can be derived from everything I’ve just said.